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voldemorts nose

here's the story of how voldemort actually lost his nose.
people tend to think that someone did the got your nose joke and actually took his nose and left but this isnt what happened.

when he was still that delicious looking man named tom riddle he had 2 hobbies, killing people and eating pussy. one day after failing to kill harry he went and ate some pussy but his nose got stuck in that juicy fluffy puthy and now its lost in some girls body. he couldn't breathe at first but then he got used to it.

the legend says he's still looking for his nose because he cant remeber who that girl was. too bad he didnt make the nose into a horcrux because no one would ever find it.
person 1: wow guess what i just found out
person 2: what?
person 1: i found out the real story of voldemorts nose
person 2: really? i want to know!!!
by bababooy November 10, 2020
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nose bank

A nose bank is the money that you plan to use to buy cocaine.
Listen, I'm gonna make a withdrawal from my nose bank to get me through the weekend, cuz I'm outta coke.
by idrathernotpod September 20, 2017
mugGet the nose bankmug.

nose lodger

a bogey that is lodged well up inside the nose
only my little finger is thin enough to reach that nose lodger
by believe in dog November 13, 2010
mugGet the nose lodgermug.

Nose Muffin

When Someone Mistakes Cocaine With Sugar or Baking Powder, Which Then Leads To The Baking Of A Cake Inside Your Nostrils.
"Mate, You Just Got Nose Muffin'd"
by BakingWithPride February 13, 2012
mugGet the Nose Muffinmug.

nose load

When attempting to ejaculate on a person's face but the shot accidentally/purposefully goes into one or both of the nostrils thus causing a runny semen nose. This is also referred to as the mistaken angry dragon. When successfully attempted, sexual reward should be due.
I tried to finish on her face but accidentally gave her a nose load.
by Nose-lover February 9, 2018
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Nose Nugget

A booger. Also a dried up booger sometimes found stuck to objects like in between couch cushions, under car seats, and under desks.
Cuhhh! We had an earthquake drill today and i saw Lucas Byrd putting some nose nuggets under his desk.
by Austin Vaught November 11, 2010
mugGet the Nose Nuggetmug.

Wet Nosed

To have a runny nose after taking a large bong or dab hit and coughing to the point of mucus drainage.
“That boy ripped that shit so hard he was wet nosed as fuck”
by Bruce Halloweed August 28, 2021
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