Bollock Bank

The process of stretching ones scrotum and seeing how much money you can deposit in it.

Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.

by Oak79 June 17, 2011

bollock monster

A child.

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.

by Nikcox December 06, 2021

shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time

He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time

by Carpetmuncher99 May 02, 2018

Soppy Bollocks

Someone displaying the behaviour of a Matthew Leonard or a Kyle Willman

“What a soppy bollocks”

by dardyarty November 02, 2019

slappity bollocks

Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.

Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.

by ilovepenguins412222222 March 16, 2016

Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018

Squonk bollock

A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description

“I always thought that u could walk on your hands”

“Omg you squonk bollock”

by Brie twighlight September 06, 2018