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Lochie Comment

A comment usually said by someone by the name of Lochie in which the comment or joke is either so dead/ irrelevant or so stupid/doesn't make sense its extremely annoying or can be both and none laughs at it - you say or yell it out after someone does this
For Example

Lochie - hey felix you look like a yellow tomato plant

- silence

Felix - Holy Lochie Comment

or

Lochie - hey jack that waterfall looks like your mum shawtee when i lick her minge
Jack - LOCHIE COMMENT! shut the fuck up
by Lochie12.5 June 10, 2025
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YouTube comment section

YouTube comment sections are something you staying up late reading for hours on end whilst taking Tombocantuxin caffeine pills, even though you don't have the attention span to read college textbooks for equally long periods of time.
Guys, I don't read books anymore. These days, YouTube comment sections are something I stay up late reading for hours on end whilst taking Tombocantuxin caffeine pills.
by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025
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thoughts comments

To ask the audience if anyone has any inputs.
Can be used through active voice too.
Does anyone have any thoughts? comments? on what was presented?

I have some thoughts comments on what was shared.
by syconics August 8, 2025
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Mean comments

Why should people NOT leave this? IT TALE THE SAME ABOUT OF TIME TO LEAVE A MEAN COMMENT AS IT DOES TO LEAVE A NICE ONE FUCK-FACE.
A bitch "Why are you leaving mean comments on my thing!? I'm not mean!"

Hym "Welp... I see here that you have a bunch of NICE comments that are telling you that you are smart and/or correct and you are neither smart NOR correct. You're just mad that I'm disrupting the sound of your sycophantic little echo chambers, you sorry fuck. You don't like getting berated for being stupid and wrong then stop doing it! And your dad is a faggot."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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Jimmy's comment

when someone says retarded comments in class
"well, why are you here?"said jimmy."you know what jimmy....UGHHH!",said teacher."there is a new word in the dictionary.Its Jimmy's comment." everyone laughed.
by sydneeeyyy November 27, 2007
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Comment Simper

A group of people (Usally Male) that go onto a social media comment section of the people they like. And say something usally simple and horny. Includes the words: "Mommy", "Daddy", And more, in a sexaul manner. They are seen in a bad light. The same way simps are, but they are not simps in livestreams or in real life. They are only in comment sections such as Instagram, Tiktok, and others with still comment sections.
A man posted a comment called "date me m*mmy". what a Comment Simper
by Figro May 14, 2023
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Commentator

One of those dudes that steal csgo off of youtube and y’now, puts their voice over it.
Yo im gonna be a commentator! Dude your a friggin nerd .
by Axo.commentary January 24, 2022
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