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One Direction

A British/Irish Boyband which consists of five sexy boys who make girls' ovaries explode.
Niall Horan Harry Styles Liam Payne Zayn Malik Louis Tomlinson One Direction

Girl 1: did you see Harry Styles' new tattoo!?
Girl 2: Ikr rip ovaries!!!
by Sassysloth January 14, 2014
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One Direction

Band formed by Simon "Satan" Cowell on X Factor UK in 2010. They have released five albums, but are currently on hiatus. They are well known for their dedicated (and sometimes creepily obsessive) fanbase, who were at one point referred to as Directioners.
Zayn Malik came from the group, though he left in 2015 sure to stress and what he later revealed to be an eating disorder caused by stress. The other members include Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Liam Payne.
They were signed to Syco Limited before their departure from the label was announced and a smear campaign against the remaining members ensured.
The four are currently pursuing solo career, though they have started that they still have plans to come back together at some point in the future.
Their fanbase is very involved in their lives, and have raised teens of thousands of pounds for charity in their honor, as well as singlehandedly bringing songs and albums onto the charts when the band's team fell short. They speculate about the boys' lives, and some have come to the conclusion that Harry and Louis are in a serious, committed relationship (see Larry Stylinson and do more research on your own if you're interested)
Though One Direction's original demographic was teenage girls, 46% were found to be at least thirty-give years of age.
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One Direction

A four-piece, British-Irish band that formed July 23, 2010 on the X-Factor. The band consists of Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne. There used to be a fifth sex god, Zain Zayn Malik, but he exited the band on March 25, 2015. The four remaining beautiful sex gods are currently on their 'On the Road Again Tour' otherwise known as OTRA.
Directionator: One Direction is so stupid.

Directioner: Want to say that again to my fist?
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Girection

A giant erection, one to be real proud of, sometimes visible in the morning or after a couple of viagra's.
johnson: aww man i had a giant erection this morning

dave: ha ha.more like a girection
by biddy and vinny July 13, 2009
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Firection

A "thing" for red heads. Can be temporary or permanent. A fusion of the colloquial "fire crotch" and erection. Most often, but not exclusively, used by men lusting after gingers.
dude, I have had such a firection lately
Tell me about it man, I've had one since fourth grade!
by aphnphlph April 24, 2011
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Inrection

When the male is unaroused to such a high level that his equipment inverts.
Amy's stank pussy gave Tom an inrection.
by Stryker_ December 9, 2017
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Nazirection

N. The physical response experienced by Germans or persons of German descent when, at the sight of something stereotypically German, the right arm grows rigid and levitates upwards in an involuntary Nazi salute.

Etymology: portmanteau of Nazi and erection.
Man, I found an antique signed copy of Mein Kampf on eBay yesterday AND it came with a pair of Lederhosen! Not gonna lie, that gave me a raging Nazirection!
by BuffaloButterfly January 10, 2020
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