Alex nelson

calling someone a Alex nelson means your calling them a bitch ass cunt fucker

your an Alex nelson

by boiwhosu September 24, 2018

Dirty Nelson

A dirty Nelson is when a man puts there arm up a Mexican mans behind

Guy1 I’ll give you a dirty Nelson

Guy2 yes daddy

by EMMA is a girl May 11, 2020

admiral nelson

A cheap "rum" made with neutral grain spirits, caramel coloring and flavorings. A cheap knockoff of Captain Morgan and not a true rum. Captain Morgan is considered to be the best and most successful pirate in history. Admiral Nelson wasn't even a pirate, he was a British Royal Navy officer. He was an enemy to pirates.

I'm too cheap for the good stuff, hmm Admiral Nelson, I'll just get this rum flavored alcohol.

by Jack Sparrow777 March 2, 2010

Noah Nelson

Its just a bad thing to be.

Commander Noah Nelson

by Omegaloaf September 17, 2012

Dirty Nelson

The act of growing out a goatee for a few weeks until a solid public mess appears on ones' chin (similar to that of a ball sac). Once the facial hair has reached an adequate length, one proceeds to have sex with an unsuspecting female. He then blows a large load in the females vagina. Using his goatee, he begins to wipe the vaginal region clean with circle motions. Once the dirty cooter is cleaned, the excess jizz will hang from his chin hairs and his partner will then begin to lick the chin clean. Finally, intimate french kissing takes place and all semen is dissolved.

Last night a girl asked me to Dirty Nelson her, and I did.

by an eye witness April 23, 2009

anal full nelson

When you do a full Nelson in someone's hole.

Mmm hole!

Man you anal full Nelson'd the shit out of that hole

by TheNoisePeople January 25, 2014

anthony nelson

a short black person who is socially awkward and doesnt have friends, no one likes him.

why is that kid sitting at the lunch table by himself, he is such an anthony nelson

by sndsdakdnjfabhd October 22, 2012