nappocolypse

A shitty nappy of epic proportions. The nappy is unable to contain the excrement.

Oh my god, it's a Nappocolypse. The shit is half way up the baby's back. Quick, take the baby out to the garden and rig up the hosepipe!

by Robinsatwat January 20, 2015

napabro

The male equivalent of a 'napahoe'; a male piece of ass asleep in your bed.

"Sorry I didn't make it to the gym this morning, there was a napabro in my bed"

by winterphox August 24, 2016

Napalm dick

When you eat spicy food before hand and later that night you take a piss and it feels like a flash back to Vietnam and you dick is a flame thrower

Dam I ate some spicy soup and later on I had a serious case of napalm dick

by Dropdembitches June 22, 2016

napalm treatment

A quite horrible and cruel prison weapon used against inmates. It consists of boiling water and dissolved sugar boiled in a kettle. The effect of this is similar to napalm and melts skin away in a matter of seconds.

Guard 1: "did you see the rioters yesterday? Threw the napalm treatment right at an inmates face!"

Guard 2: "he isn't getting any ladies any time soon."

by Bigjuicytatas May 27, 2017

Nappetite

The desire for a nap.

I’m tired, I have a ridiculous nappetite, dude...

by ZZZZEN May 16, 2018

napperdoodle

It’s a nap, stoopid.

Tommy took a two-hour napperdoodle.

by ThrowAway2430 June 10, 2018

napgay

THE meaning of perfection, a girl who thinks less than her self ( but is a really fucking beautiful girl) she has a dark side you hate when she talks about it. If any man tries to touch her, you'll wanna sock the man in his face. Every hug, kiss, or word comes out her mouth makes you wanna love her more but can't because you loving her with everything you have, she's also your goddess because no one is better than her, she the all powerful. And if she ask for something from you, you would travel the world for her product.

Guy: How you and your name please

Girl: Am good and Napgay is my name
Guy: Wow what a nice name

by God’ mother November 21, 2018