National smack your tall friends day (October 31)

National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.

by Mayonnaise_boi October 29, 2019

national thot day

When you see a thot clap

National thot day

by pink4ever224 March 18, 2015

national booty pic day

Celebrated on april 20th. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪🤩

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pic day🤑🤑

by Theswimmaaasa April 17, 2018

National Kill A Ginger Day

On October 20, any hate crimes against gingers are completely legal, especially murder! Enjoy yourselves as we normal hair colored people bask in the sunlight as mutants (gingers) experience a mass genocide.

I’m so excited! National Kill A Ginger Day is coming up!

by Squeberchlyn October 17, 2019

national pancake day

IHOP's National Free Pancake Day is February 20. You must take off of work and school to attend your nearest IHOP.

Me, Cohen, Froto and Nuggz are skipping school on February 20 to go to National Pancake Day.

by Beim February 10, 2007

National Defense Authorization Act 2012

The government's way of saying "Fuck you!" to the Fourth Amendment.

Government: Hey, Fourth Amendment!

Fourth Amendment: What?

Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!

by T0mServ0 January 17, 2012

National fuck a doorknob day

On September 12th, celebrate this national holiday by sticking your cock in a doorknob

Kevin: bro I got my dick stuck in a doorknob yesterday
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day

by Doorknobfucker42 May 25, 2018