Soggy Mittens

When you shove both hands up a females vagina/Anal/Pisshole to keep them warm, usually sleeptime but can be during intercourse in winter or cold conditions.

Hey babe, can I warm my Soggy Mittens up in your hole?

by NoblessJohnny October 20, 2010

Mittenhead

Cult followers of Mitt Romney who will follow him off a cliff if he jumps.

The Mittenheads were there to greet the candidate.

by KensleyS February 12, 2012

Mutton chop

When you fall asleep on your side and some one takes a long stringy shit from your side burn to your chin.

John passed out at the party last night so I gave him a Mutton chop.

by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011

mittens

A term used to describe tits. When a group of people is in search of getting some or wanting to see boobs they use this term.

"I need mittens tonight." Blake
"Dude, calm down. Mittens will eventually pan out, maybe not tonight, but mittens usually occurs." Aidan

by MittenMaster May 17, 2011

Bitch mittens

When you're running wide open trying to complete a goal or event, or even go to a party, one of your buddies decides to not show up and is scared of fun.

Jesus, Scott, get your bitch mittens off and try to have some fun once in a while!

by Kingsly9 February 23, 2017

Mittens

a name usually used to refer to scene kids.
best used when scene kids are spotted in the city and people want to judge them and laugh at them
but want to use a code word.
so they use mittens!

"omg look at those mittens, they've got hell ugly piercings!"

by shlambam. January 24, 2009

Bitch Mittens

A perjorative term for regulation boxing gloves, especially in the context of bare-knuckle pugilism.

This is a real boxing bout- no Bitch Mittens allowed.

by The_JDH November 5, 2012