mollie murphy

someone with a clinical tony lovato obsession.

after that MEST show last night, i think i could be a mollie murphy.

by jillian March 1, 2004

Jack Murphy

Genuine, but a douche. no one really likes a Jack Murphy but people know who he is. A Jack Murphy is kind of nerdy kid. He has a small group of nerdy friends. The popular kids hate him but her doesn’t care.

Wow look at Jack Murphy he is so ugly.

by qwertsquirt February 24, 2019

Murphy Lee:

MeMber of the St Lunicits. Murphys 1st alubm drops on Sept 23 2003. Murphy Law inculdes Nelly, Seven, StLunics ,ect.. its hot

Murphy Law

by Shae davis September 7, 2003

murphy lee

to b da finest dark skinned dude in da rap business, damn he fine

ill shake my tailfeather 4 u even though u were hardly in da video. p.diddy cut u off cuz he was jealous, thats all

by hotgurl September 21, 2003

Murphy

That kid is a Murphy. A complete stalker online. He hunts people down. And watches Django Unchained.

"That kid is a Murphy, he always has his computer and is Facebook stalking while watching that one movie!"

by Who The Hell Are You? May 21, 2013

murphy's law

The stupidest, most nonsensical "theory" ever. If it's a joke it isn't funny.

"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.

One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.

Murphy's Law is a crock of shit.

by aldwardo November 3, 2006

murphy brown

a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny

"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"

by Phil January 24, 2005