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pipe muncher

A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!
Dude i think i saw my pipe munchers whiskers last night!
by Walter E. Go September 21, 2020
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butt muncher

When your undies are getting chewed up by your massive ass.
Andrew you once again your a butt muncher, next time put a larger size on.
by fart patrol September 28, 2019
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helmet muncher

that guys being a total hemet muncher

wow that burd was professional helmet muncher
by chris jn April 16, 2008
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clutch muncher

A scandalous bitch who seeks men that drive modified cars.

Seen at any local car gatherings lurking the hard parked section.
" hey that clutch muncher is checking out your corvette . You should see if she's down to party!"
by Austin_mk2 April 27, 2017
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Taint Muncher

A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.
Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...
by Ram Johnson April 17, 2014
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ballsack muncher

damn! tht guys a real ballsack muncher
by rgqgwe February 7, 2022
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Dirt Muncher

1) Someone who is worse than a bootlicker, who would happily eat the dirt beneath the feet of an authoritarian statist.
2) A coward
All these dirt munchers are trying to take my rights and freedoms.
by Hillbilly Philosopher April 9, 2021
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