omish mule pusher

Wen a girl is performing oral sex move her arms so you can move her head back and forth while holding her arms like an old mule plow.

I gave sally an ommish mule pusher last night

by mustangman April 29, 2005

brown mule

A swift knee to the middle of the asshole. This manuever is usually accompanied with two hands placed on the hips.

"Don't eat my chocolate lucky charms or I'm gonna brown mule you"

by Cody Meadows April 11, 2005

muted

Common slang for someone who spends all day and night on irc trying to get into other guys pants.

<muted> hey john you here big boy ;o ?

by hectar August 15, 2007

Muldoon

(V) - to pass out inside a bitch during coitus, wake up, and piss on her while she's still asleep

Did you hear that sorority girl got muldooned? Dude was like "Wop.".

by gbooty January 31, 2014

suck ass mule

Good for nothing, Lousy, stupid, dumb, messed up, all of the above

Ill be a wall eyed buck toothed bow legged suck ass mule!!

by driftkings rock November 10, 2009

muxed

purposely disabled

the normally overclocked processors
were now muxed

by John Bidleman June 24, 2004

Mule Swipe

Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you blow, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head, having the shock of the strike make the womans sphink tighten to a very pleasurable pressure guage. This is a tried and true technique that works best when slightly inebriated (blame it on the Sleeman), as to not get you cock cut off the next day.
AKA the Donkey Punch

"I was banging her last night and I gave her the 'ol Mule Swipe... and she LIKED IT!"

by Kal-El August 14, 2003