mustache mud

The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad

Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."

by Airpanaia May 20, 2017

Pig in the Mud

When a cop is hiding in order to catch someone breaking a law.

Be careful at that highway off ramp. I saw a pig in the mud off to the side.

by HD9900 April 11, 2014

mud grap

A mud grap is a derogatory term for a minority group often called N****r. Many rednecks run over black people with nitto mud grapplers, hence how the term mud grap was coined

That mud grap robbed the liquor store again

That mud grap will never get out of jail

That mud grap on cod needs to change his smoke detector batteries again

by RainmansHelmet December 30, 2022

Blowin Mud

Non watery form of diarreah.

Looks similar to sticky mud.

Im gonna be Blowin Mud after eating that cheesy double bean burrito...

by J_Rich January 8, 2009

lay mud

to drop a big dirty shit

mick said to darren if you dont get out of the toilet im gonna lay mud on your head

by bosch June 4, 2004

bubblegum in the mud

Black woman's vagina.

Her pussy was straight up bubblegum in the mud.

by Abcsef1276 January 24, 2015

mud basket

When you crap in a toilet and don't flush, leaving unsuspecting victims to find your creation.

I can't believe I just added to that mud basket in the hopper! Thats a double-mud basket for the win!

by klar February 24, 2009