Bloody Moustache

When one receives a bloody lining around their lips, particularly the upper lip, as a result of performing oral sex on a woman while she is menstruating.

I wish my girlfriend would get off her fucking period. She keeps giving me bloody moustaches and I don't appreciate it one bit!!!

by Lindley! May 18, 2009

mooey moustache

A physical attack on a person involving the assailant presoaking a finger in his\her own anal sweat, then wiping said finger across the victims top lip.

The anal sweat deposited on the victims top lip can be notoriously difficult to remove, requiring vigorous scubbing with a tool such as a pumice stone or a nail brush. Plus the fact that the odour omitted is in such close proximity to the victims nostrils, a mooey moustache attack can be intense and prolonged.

by krisMedicine April 20, 2010

moustache ride

When one trims the top of their moustache, much like riding the razor on top of the moustache

To get that defined look, I had to ride my moustache.

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

Monsta Smash

A large party. A party too big to be a bash, is upgraded to a smash, but even then so big it is upgraded to monsta.

After graduation, everyone will be heading over to the monsta smash to celebrate.

by The Laper December 1, 2009

Momster

“Momsters” are hip, tattooed, irreverent, sex-positive mothers who care for their children with an alternative, holistic approach to parenting, often frowned upon by modern day June Cleaver clones.

Hey man, look at that momster over there with her boob in that baby's mouth! Who do you think does her ink?

by MILF and Cookies April 23, 2014

monstaar

1.someone who looks up porn perferrably monster of cocks

2. doesnt have any other come backs beside loser and gay loser

3. loves cocks; looking, feeling, sucking, etc.

1.Devin for example look her up on facebook

2. WOW nice one monstaar { Devin }

3. stop being such a monstaar whore devin and get off your knees

by devin alise bonds August 2, 2008

monsta chode

A monsta Chode is a Stupid Person

You are a Monsta Chode

by craptacular March 23, 2005