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modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.
by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016
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The Modern Spongebob

The spiritual successor to the Team Fortress 2 weapon "The Dead Ringer."
The Modern Spongebob
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death
by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021
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Mid-Century Moderns

A club of people who are aged 50 and above. One gets to call themselves a Mid-Century Modern when they reach the age of 50.
Welcome to the Mid-Century Moderns
by olderbolder December 7, 2023
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Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.
Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!
by Pennella August 14, 2017
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Modern Grnaola

When someone posts all there outdoor, escape frome technology, hike, etc. photos. Sometimes includes smoking.
Wow! Nice photo Mike you're really modern grnaola.
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Modern Rock

A Subculture that Currently has no name, as it is very young. Members generally listen to obscure and old bands, such as Dogmatic and Green River. Most members own a Record Player, and make music influenced by Grunge, Rock and Punk.
They do not care for fashion, they were what is Comfortable.

Pop Sucks!
Steven is really into Dogmatic, he must be a Modern Rock fan!
by RISPB*& June 9, 2020
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Modern runt

modern runt(n). a person or group showing extreme, needy behaviours like hyper-victimisation, identity fluidity, restrictive diets, chronic activism, or tech detachment, which cut fitness (physical, mental, reproductive) as evolutionary population checks. Mirroring species' runts self-limiting weak genes for strength. Amplified by tech and PC agendas, risking artificial sustainment, unrest, and societal misalignment.
the modern runt thrives by demanding endless accommodations
by whomanity October 9, 2025
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