(n) - In a workplace setting, a proposal with which the proposing party is obsessively infatuated in spite of the fact that the idea obviously lacks commercial, technical or intellectual merit. The term "midget dick" is especially appropriate to proposals advanced by leadership, because the Napoleonic height of the midget is implicitly compared to the leadership of the proposing party. Midget dick proposals are usually implemented only if the midget is sufficiently powerful that coworkers are unwilling to point out the obvious deficiencies.
The customers are going to make fun of the latest midget dick from our product manager, but nobody's willing to stop her because she's sleeping with the boss.
by Frustrated_Monolingual January 21, 2011
Get the Midget Dick mug.The act of pushing over, or tripping a midget woman whose breasts are so large that they prevent her from falling completely.
The boys and I were tired of cow tipping everytime we got drunk, so we went into town and went midget tipping instead.
by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011
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Another term for mid-grade marijuana. It contains seeds and stems and will not get the user as high as the loud pack will. Midget is cheaper, but not always worth it especially if you have a lot of heads puffing on that blunt.
by Cinnamon313 June 30, 2011
Get the Midget mug.Maker of the infamous Pain series, as well as their cousins Awesome and Untitled. Member of the SomethingAwful forums, he is rumored to have an inhuman constitution for disgusting images. The images were originally created for usage in FYAD and against image leeches. The Pain series became the de facto standard in internet guerilla warfare.
"You know, it really says something when you gaze upon one of the Pain images and find yourself staring primarily at Goatse, because it's the least offensive image in there. Christ seeing Goatse amongst the other macabre things is like seeing an old friend after you've been gang raped by angry midgets with broomsticks."
by SA Goon April 21, 2004
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If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.
If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.
by Ella B February 10, 2009
Get the Midget Smuggling Pants mug.adj. When someone is really short but is not technically classified as a midget by the standard of 3'8'' from the Little People of America (LPA). This word is important because it is rare to find someone that is legally a midget, so when you want to make a joke about the short person in the group they don't make it not funny anymore by saying, "Well technically blah blah blah..."
John: You should just get a midget to sit in front of your TV to change the channels
Adam: Dude if I could find one I'd even pay them.
John: You could totally pay Taylor to do that, she's looking for a job
Adam: Yea, she is pretty midgetesque.
John: Is that even a word?
Adam: I don't know, it's probably on Urban Dictionary and if not it will be soon.
*actual facebook conversation*
Adam: Dude if I could find one I'd even pay them.
John: You could totally pay Taylor to do that, she's looking for a job
Adam: Yea, she is pretty midgetesque.
John: Is that even a word?
Adam: I don't know, it's probably on Urban Dictionary and if not it will be soon.
*actual facebook conversation*
by whosadam October 4, 2009
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