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Mickey Deez

When you and one of the homies have a down ass bitch. You stand approximately 8ft apart and both piss on her face, givin that bitch a set of Golden Arches. Bonus points if you make gargle it while she tries to say “I’m looovvviin iiiiiit” Drop that bitch back off at McDonalds cuz she’ll need some napkins
Yo remember that time we gave that girl down at TGi Fridays the Mickey Deez. She was so wet I didn’t give give her no tip.
by Doctor Drip January 3, 2021
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mickey rourke

The definition of "slimeball" Not so much an actor, as an urge to clean up a greasy stain. If his little rats eyes and big lipped smirk don't fill you with a sort of "ugh, I've had too much cheap pizza" nausea I don't know what will.
These dishes are like Mickey Rourke. Do we have any of that washing up liquid with the extra lemon juice in it?
by Ghunt70 May 15, 2008
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shoot the mickey

A term for when a gay man shoves a mouse up his ass and lets it wiggle out. Often times is pleasurable for gays.
Bob and Jim were about to shoot the mickey the other day when the doorbell rang and the pizza guy was there.
by Peter001 September 26, 2006
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Mickey Mouse Bullshit

by Zoubrasauce August 16, 2009
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Mickey

A person who shows high signs of intelligence towards gay pornographic films
Yo your such a mickey
by Pee pee licker February 14, 2020
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mickey

stood up his gf alli to go smoke pot.
drives mom crazy and she wants him to go to collage but refuses to pay so he has to work at wally world. too retarded to get into even trident tech anyways.

beats up little siblings.

total ass.

car looks like crap and has condoms on the floor, and one purple thong... in his size!

really ugly.
boy 1: hey mickey, i heard u smoke pot!

mickey: yeah man.

boy 1: DID U LEARN HOW IN SUMMER SCHOOL??

mickey: no, from fat patrick, the EG's, and all the niglets in summer school!
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mickey

hard rockin girl usually obsessed with rock bands and drinking
heavily.
mickey brings a keg if you invite her to a party
but dont play pussy ass music or you'll get a face full of fist
by crazy wang June 3, 2007
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