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Farm Mechanic

A person, mechanically inclined, who fixes machines without regard for their 'stated operations' or 'proper repair procedures'.

Farm Mechanics must be used to repair machines which cannot be retreived through conventional means - such as machines which have gone beyond their stated tolerences, and would need to be 're-milled' to continue service... ( cracked engine blocks, shattered transmissions and differentials )...

The repairs seek to retreive a significant percentage of the machine's original function, while costing little, requiring few tools ( Farm Tools ), and being generally quicker ( but less 'reliable') than traditional repair methods.

The safety and 'transferability of operation' of the machine are ignored - once repaired in this way, one must continue to repair the mahcine in this way, and its operation might not be apparent or possible for those unfarmiliar with the repairs...

A typical Farm Mechanic's tools include pliers, vice-grips, a hammer, a larger hammer, a crowbar, JB Weld, bailing wire, an AC arc welder, a pipe wrench, duct tape, a farm jack, plumber's strapping, and 4 inch framing nails...
John's tractor threw the #4 connecting rod out through the bottom of the oil pan... the repair estimate was $6000, but the tractor was only worth $1200 - so John Farm Mechanic'd it back together, by welding the oil pan and modifying parts from another machine to fit. It now must idle 10 minutes when it starts before that piston begins to work, and it made a strange sound, but it drove forward and continues to work...
by The Ontarian Trees September 26, 2011
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Merhamah

Merhamah is a unique and rarest name similarly with the other muses means a gift from God. A person who has the same name as Merhamah is categorized as kind, caring, trying hard and responsible. But if a huge struggles came by, this person gave up and let it be. She dont t wanna control the changes and and the things cannot be undone. She goes with the flow.
Be like Merhamah!
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Mechanical Isolation

Mechanical Isolation is just the animal version of Blue Balls. It comes from an animal not being able to smash due to difference in genitalia. (Sidenote: Why are you looking for Biology terms on Urban Dictionary?)
Guy 1: Man, that dolphin's goin' through some Mechanical Isolation.
Guy 2: Sure is. It just needs to get laid.
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marhaini

A name of a girl.She is a short and such a sweet girl.crazy about maths and drama.She also had a huge passion in music.sometimes you will see her feminine,emotion and goofiness when you're close with her.You will never know what is her bad side until you get to know her well.And don't forget she all crazy about pink colour stuffs
Wow look at that Marhaini girl!She's killin it with her looks
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marharyta

Oh shit man! Can you see her? Marharyta is the best girl i have ever see
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Thump Mechanics

1. The use of force to repair an object. 2 Kicking, punching, a mechanical item to make it work again.
Why would I need a mechanic to fix my car? I just used Thump Mechanics and kicked that bitch until it worked again!
by the2ndflood December 5, 2007
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Midas Mechanic

A person who is so adept at fixing electronic equipment that they appear to fix it with one touch.
I'm really thinking about giving Engineering a try...you see, I'm a Midas Mechanic.
by EggyBaby February 22, 2011
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