mental herpes 

Contracting herpes on the cerebral cortex which then leads you to have a dirty mind.

I'm getting Married to an Afhgan peasant with lilly feet and a servere case of mental herpes.

mental herpes by Afghan Woman May 17, 2007

Mental Graffiti 

A place on the net which is home to many fine people. Users, however, are sometimes prone to random outbursts, total coolness, and the occasional nutcase. Examples of the nutcase include the user Banette, who should be avoided due to her obsession with video games. Examples of coolness include users called Egomednog and Shawn, who pwn all. Examples of randomness include... Well, the rest of the general population on any given day.

Mental Graffiti is one of the newest spots. Go check it out!

Mental Graffiti by Banette Verson 2.0.0.5 December 30, 2004

Mental porn Star 

Someone you've chosen to star in your own personal mental porn whether s/he is an actual porn star or just the cubicle dweller next to you.

I had chosen the hottie bar tender giving out free jello shots as my new mental porn star. I was having a series of fantastic scorgasms

Mental porn Star by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009

Mental illness 

A metaphoric and ad-hoc term for human suffering used paradoxically alongside "psychiatric disorder" and is often force applied just prior to what UN definition defines as psychiatric torture. There's no way of proving a "mental illness" but that won't stop Janet on facebook claiming you're "mentally ill" and "need treatment" AKA chemical or electrical alteration, just because you offended her primitive sense of reality and humour. Logic has never stopped a psychiatrist either.

"Well I disagree with your premise. I also possibly can not negate it! I may be gas-lighting you or engaging purely for personal gain or profit. Yes, I am probably attempting to discredit you rather than the premise or the experience by using pseudo-professional psychiatric character assassinations, and there may be no way to prove it but you sir have a mental illness"!

"I don't like your politics, you are mentally ill"

"If you don't take your joy pill you'll express your true feelings then get mental illness. Off to the psikhushkas!"

"Difficult childhood, because mental illness. Wait, no, that was a false biological causation".

"Your child won't act like an adult? Give him this kiddy speed for his mental illness, you're welcome."

Mental illness by EndPsych May 17, 2017

mental hospital 

a mental hospital is a very how do i say this outgoing place mental hospitals do not help what do ever. mental hospitals are a waste of people’s time and don’t be like a brennen and zen your girlfriend to one!!

guy1: hey look it’s a mental hospital
guy2: let’s get out of here i hate those places

mental hospital by <3 swag baby February 26, 2021

Mental STD 

When you think about screwing so many people you feel dirty mentally

Yeah i would check myself for a mental STD

Mental STD by tubby jones May 20, 2011

Mental Retardation

Bismarck (The person)

Guy 1:Damn bro you are kinda acting like a, Bismarck
Guy 2:What does that mean bro?
Guy 1:It means you have, Mental Retardation

Mental Retardation by Average retarded autist August 2, 2021