Mayonnaise

Exclamation: Mayonnaise must always have an exclamation mark after it when said properly.

I like MAYONNAISE!!! (as a car runs over your foot)

by Matt Bellamy April 20, 2004

Mayonaise

Mayonaise is made of the salted soliders of eqyptian men. It can attributed to personalities of many american hero's. Such as Stephen King, Rick Moranis, and christina aguilara also, they can all be attributed to mayonaise

Bloody pussy farts exploded on my sisters mangina i licked it off and when i felt the smell sting my nostrills, i vomited, and it looked like mayonaise.

by Brave Little Toaster June 2, 2009

Maymont

Litteraly a shit hole located in saskatchewan, Maymont is home of many un discovered diseases and sorrow. The hole is over run with centaurs and some forms of fish people. The people of Maymont do not function like normal people, they infact survive from photosynthesis. The down side to this is that the sun never shines in Maymont so many of the Maymont people must live in other cities durring the day.

guy 1: dear god i think hes from maymont!?
guy 2: yes you can tell by the chew stains and cowboy boots!
Maymont guy: blarghrrr awwthhyrrr!!

by the maymont hunter October 12, 2011

Mayonaise

You think this isn't milk, it basically is. Rawr XD.

Put some mayonaise on that sandwich.
Mayonaise: That weird shit

by Mayonaise God February 11, 2018

mayson

me and Grayson dolans ship name. cause , why not

Mayson should totally date.

by dolan time June 3, 2019

Mayonnaise

NOT an instrument. (English)
NO es un instrumento. (Spanish)
PAS un instrument. (French)
KEIN Instrument. (German)
不是乐器. (Chinese)
НЕ инструмент. (Russian)
楽器ではありません (Japanese)
악기가 아닙니다. (Korean)
HINDI isang instrumento. (Filipino)
NÃO é um instrumento. (Portuguese)
NÍ ionstraim. (Irish)
साधन नहीं। (Hindi)
לא מכשיר. (Hebrew)
Non instrumentum. (Latin) also RIP Unus Annus #mementomori

Patrick: Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick: *does N@zi salute* I MEAN- *raises hand*
Squidward: Horse radish is not an instrument either.

by Little Kid Lover aka MikeScott November 21, 2020

Mayonnaise Monkey

A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.

Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.

by Defining dude March 14, 2022