When you are making a man/woman a hot beverage (coffee) and realise there is no milk.
You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!
You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!
by Daggatron January 16, 2017
Get the Coffee Matemug. by FelixKestrel November 11, 2009
Get the Wallet Matemug. by Soz.Mate September 21, 2021
Get the Soz matemug. Person 1- Linda and Spencer are perfect for each other!
Person 2- Theyre soulmates duh, they INVENTED soul mates
Person 2- Theyre soulmates duh, they INVENTED soul mates
by Iloveryanross August 2, 2018
Get the Soul matemug. Dervied from a dirty little man named Glenda. The biggest camp male in the whole wide world. Pronounced in a really camp voice. An insultive word used to refer to homosexual men.
aYou walk past a rather odd looking sort of chap in the street and he walks past you and bobs up and down in a really gay way - suggesting anal penetration the night before, so the insitinctive reaction is to brand him a 'rite mate.'
by Dan Kelly July 6, 2004
Get the Rite Matemug. a term to refer to the girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse of your house-mate, meaning you sort of live with them, and are sort of mates with them, but that your original reason for knowing them was them dating your house-mate.
A: so how d'you know kate?
B: uhhh, like 2 years ago when i was living with jake in london, she was my spouse-mate.
B: uhhh, like 2 years ago when i was living with jake in london, she was my spouse-mate.
by maisieeeeeee November 8, 2009
Get the spouse-matemug. Something you would normally do with a girl but instead you do it high with your guy friends as no females are available.
(Being in the high state makes it not gay)
(Being in the high state makes it not gay)
by GenisisII May 11, 2011
Get the Mate Datemug.