Streaks of poo stains on white underwear, also known as skid marks, but in this instance occurring as a result of farting.
Man 1: bro what's going on? why does your house smell like bleach?
Man 2: I met this great chick and tonight's our third date. I'm trying to get rid of the bloatation marks on my underwear in case I get lucky tonight.
Man 1: Dude you gotta cut out those refried beans.
Man 2: I met this great chick and tonight's our third date. I'm trying to get rid of the bloatation marks on my underwear in case I get lucky tonight.
Man 1: Dude you gotta cut out those refried beans.
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3) someone who resembles bill kaulitz, from tokio hotel.
1)Maksym loves asians, with sex-ceptions.
2) I'm getting a number 69 issue of Maksym, the playgirl magazine.
3) OMGOSH. that cutie looks just like a Maksym!
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3) OMGOSH. that cutie looks just like a Maksym!
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Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.
Alex: Aw hell ya!
Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.
Alex: Aw hell ya!
Continuation:...
Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....
Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!
Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!
Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?
Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?
Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*
Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?
Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....
Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!
Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!
Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?
Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?
Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*
Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?
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