Marital Twins

When a married couple has been together so long, they look alike, sound alike and dress alike.

Him: “Did you see that couple with the same haircut?”

Her: “Yeah, they almost have the same shirt on, too.”

Him: “They’ve been married so long, they’ve become marital twins.”

by dogstar7 August 4, 2011

manute

"Man-oote" :

What to call a guy if he is macho but still cute.
The manly version of cute.

Girl - "oh my gosh he is so manute!

Another girl - "he is one of the guys but he does really manute things when we're alone."

by compuglobalhypermeganet February 9, 2015

waxy marital build-up

A common cause for divorce.

Jane's marriage failed due to "waxy marital build-up".

by C Angle February 25, 2008

Maritza

A girl who lies a lot and then says “lie again”

You see that girl over there,she’s such a Maritza

by Thhngfu December 28, 2018

maritza

she lives in a garbage can because her family kicked her out for eating the family dog. she doesn't shower and eats dog food. she is gross . do not talk to maritza.

maritza is gross

by pewgfyuweqv efguqcvguiqd May 8, 2018

marathon

a certain period of time when a weed-smoker is getting high systematically

a. Oh maaan, i forgot what i did yesterday! I've been high for 3 weeks!

b. Wow man! Stop your marathon!

by kuncevo_blocc September 1, 2009

manute bol

7 sequential, defensive blocks (fooses) in foosball between two adjacent opposing lines of players.

foos, foos, foos, foos, foos, foos, MANUTE BOL!!!!!!!!

by the dudeness December 9, 2008