Kieran Martin

He is a big dum dum who look like that one kid who like blows the kazoo like its his own dick cus he cant suck his own as it is too little for him.

Guy 1: Have you seen Kieran Martin's dick
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I don't have super vision!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 6, 2020

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the martin interview

A extremely weird and funny of Alex Turner (from arctic monkeys) and Miles Kane ( from the little flames) where they are seen tripping out their minds, nearly outing themselves about being fruity, terrorising martin, doing ‘that’ voice and much more, strange things.

“OMG, did you see that last shadow puppets interview?”

“HAHAHA yeah the martin interview is so fucking funny!”

by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023

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Pulled a Martin

Doing something only a FOB would do, something dumb.

Martin and his girl watching tv. Martin wants to make out, Martin pokes her face over and over with her trying to ignore him. He has thus Pulled a Martin

by Garfield007 October 20, 2008

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Martin's Donk

Martin's step beside of Iceland, he probably shits on it.

Martin's donk is a shithole, he definitely shit on that step.

by Promethazine1 March 14, 2018

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Old Martin

Some old guy who cleans buses that should of retired 10 years ago!!

Don’t be a old Martin and save for retirement

by Boonshanka November 9, 2019

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jimbo martin

A sexy beast who is amazing at basketballis commonly funny has a lot oh good friends loves out doors has no problem getting girls and loves his family

Wow he's good at sports!
Girls love him!
Jimbo Martin is so sexy!

Jimbo Martin is a basketball beast!

by Martin Family October 28, 2013

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