marcus

a none attractive person and depends on people and gets other people in trouble

if you have a marcus you need to stay away from him

by 56656565656 February 14, 2022

Marcus

Marcus is the most loving and caring person you can ever find, he has the biggest dick out of all his friends. Even though he is poor he goes around flexing his clock and airpods. He is very likely to steal your girl. everyone who knows Marcus knows his great personality and loves him more than anything else.

"Oh that is a huge dick that must be Marcus"

by BigDickMarcus369 September 10, 2019

A Marcus

The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.

Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!

by Mr Wonderful77 July 17, 2024

A Marcus

The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.

Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!

by Mr Wonderful77 July 17, 2024

Marcus

Lacks bde a lot. He probably doesn't even have one

Marcus gay

by Ohhhhhhh yeahhhh daddy April 18, 2022

Marcus

The god of parent service and education. Also, a cambodian spy and famously known of being the god of the north east. He also loves robux, pancakes, maple syrup, school and owns a pancake business.

Marcus is our god of the north east and pancakes.

"These pancakes are fuckin bussin" - Marcus

by kingsgrovehighschooldictionary September 20, 2022

Marcus gunnarsen

He is a really hot guy who has "pineapple hair". He has a twin brother called Martinus. Marcus is 14 years old (15 in 2017) his eyes are brown and really stunning. He is every girls dream.

-omg Marcus is every girls dream.
For example:

-I want a Marcus Gunnarsen

by Mmfanfamily December 11, 2016