mangelitis

A severe case of mangelitis is also known as getting completely shithoused with all your friends.

AJ,Lindsay,Devin,and Debra came down with a severe case of mangelitis tonight

by ajen November 7, 2009

Mantel Shake

What occurs when stepping over a person and bagging them then shaking after. then usually repeated or you dismount.

"I was mantel shaking the guy over there, he liked it"
"My girlfriend hates it when i mantel shake in front of her"

by Mysterious creeper May 20, 2010

Manventure

a. Any trip involving two or more men performing manly feats with no planned route or attainable destination

b. Any trip that deviates from the original plans and leaves the women-folk behind

"Dude that was the greatest manventure ever!" (In the context of drinking all night and smoking cigars on the streets of center city Philadelphia)

by w3b5ter July 23, 2011

Manversation

(N) When two dudes come together to have a deep conversation. Typically including female relationships. Verb form: manverse.

Noun: Bro why are you crying?

Me and Joey just had a deep manversation.

Verb: I just broke up with Cindy, want to manverse?

by That Asian guy August 20, 2013

Mangelagina

The term used for Big Bulky Bisexual (in denile) named Angela, which refers to 'her' phage. With Spacious Shoulders, Bulky Biceps and Quirky Quadraceps, this beast is one to be feared, generally by Horses or males with large penises for her known sport and MANLY features. As this exsquisite being roams the Suburban area, searching for means of sucking a/all massive HORSE COCK, she also tends to look for other means of lesbian scissoring with midde-aged women that workout at the GYM! Man + Angela + Vagina = MANGELAGINA!

Lucas: "Dude, haven't you heard? Mangelagina was seen in this area last night, at around 18:00 hours Sharp!"

Simon: "Yeah, so I've heard, isn't that Andrew's mom? I heard she looks for young boys to suck off! Makin' me all hot!"

Travis: "LOL! HEY LUCAS!"

Lucas: *Laughing "LEL! I KNOW!"

Andrew: "Can you guys seriously shut the Fuck up? If this is about my mom again, I swear to GAWD!"

Travis: *Whispers "Lucas.... HORSE COCK!"

Andrew: "That's IT! FUCK YOU GUYS!"

by I am a funny guy! October 14, 2013

manventure

an adventure made by men, especially by men named Tyler or Matt. Such adventures including growing a mustache, or chopping a tree down with an ax. One who performs such a task shall be reffered to as a manventurer. Manventurers only drive Chevy Silveraydos and chew tobacco, while only spitting into a mountain dew can. They pretty much fuck shit up.

Matt: Hey Tyler, are you ready for this week's manventure?

Tyler: Of course I am, I have been growing this mustache for months.

by TylerStoecker July 6, 2014

mandelize

verb- To inappropriately insert oneself into a conversation, making others feel awkward

"I'm not sure what resenosis rates have to do with last night's episode of Game of Thrones. I think we've just been mandelized."

by Resolute Madness May 8, 2014