Like tampons but made for men when they are "men"struating. They place them up their arse for about 3 weeks out of 4. Makes them feel more confident and can get on with tasks such as roller blading, wind surfing and the like. Manpons do not stop men from being grumpy though.
Girl: "FFS, are you STILL on your period, you are soooo grumpy"
Boy: Yeah, so what??
Girl: I'd better go and get you some Manpons then. You can then go roller blading for a bit and cheer the fuck up"
Boy: Yeah, so what??
Girl: I'd better go and get you some Manpons then. You can then go roller blading for a bit and cheer the fuck up"
by Unbearable Muriel January 25, 2011
Get the Manpons mug."Mantool" is the word for male genitalia used exclusively by London's finest gentlemen. It has neither to do anything with men nor with tools, but comes from the Latin word "mentula" meaning the exactly same thing.
Earnest:"Won’t you come and take seat here on my mantool, Gwendolen?."
Gwendolen:"Why, certainly! That would be quite comfortable. That would be exactly what I need right now, Earnest."
Gwendolen:"Why, certainly! That would be quite comfortable. That would be exactly what I need right now, Earnest."
by haDurak March 13, 2009
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Someone who thinks they are goth, but in fact are just as mainstream as preps. They only listen to Marilyn Manson, Korn, etc and no real hardcore bands.
by Kitty August 21, 2003
Get the mansonite mug.A band that peaked in the 90's with some truly brilliant music, made an alright 4th album, then went to hell with "Eat Me Drink Me," and has since disappeared from the public due to the "look at me do cocaine and bitch about my ex girlfriends" attitude that has replaced all the great image and lyrical creativity that was Marilyn Manson (the front man.) This refers solely to Manson himself, and not great musicians that currently write and tour with him. Please come back Manson.
Me: Have you ever listened to Marilyn Manson?
Acquaintance: Like, the Beautiful People?
Me: No. Go listen to songs like Reflecting God, 1996, Fuck it, just listen to the obscure shit!!
Acquaintance: Like, the Beautiful People?
Me: No. Go listen to songs like Reflecting God, 1996, Fuck it, just listen to the obscure shit!!
by dicknugget October 25, 2011
Get the Marilyn Manson mug.1)someone who removes their own ribs to suck their own cock
2)a crappy recording artist
3)someone who would put their balls on a bald mans head
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by The Snowman February 4, 2005
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Get the manpons mug.Manon. Someone who likes to spend her time alone, usually studying or doing something creative.
Although she has few friends, she seems like the person who would get a group to meet up with her, but then vanish.
Managing to sneak out of there, walk on her own, and get lost in her own thoughts.
She thinks negatively about almost any situation and overthinks it easily, wishing she had done this or that differently.
It's like she drives herself insane, and seems as if she tries to hide something away from you.
Although she has few friends, she seems like the person who would get a group to meet up with her, but then vanish.
Managing to sneak out of there, walk on her own, and get lost in her own thoughts.
She thinks negatively about almost any situation and overthinks it easily, wishing she had done this or that differently.
It's like she drives herself insane, and seems as if she tries to hide something away from you.
Person-1: Where did Manon go? I swear I saw her here a second ago
Person-2: She always runs away when we meet up, what a weird kid.
Person-2: She always runs away when we meet up, what a weird kid.
by childish. October 13, 2021
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