maloney

Where a friend (usually a girl) gets premoted in any job and unsuccessully tries to be a hard ass boss.
Will laugh and joke in the middle of trying to repremand an employe.

That girl tries hard but she is such a maloney

by Jorge Hynes December 25, 2008

maloni

v., - 1. The act of failing to perform essential personal and professional responsibilities. 2. Mass consumption of any food product containing carbohydrates, potassium, lard, meat, bacon, pork or noodles. -ing -ed Synoniums - lazy, gluttonous, hedonistic

Bob is maloni in that job!

Good grief! Sam just did malonied that buffet!

by MacTheMachine March 7, 2007

Karl Malone

One called the mailman. Very old, very cheap. Pokes people in the face, talks about himself in the third person, and is a redneck. He also has no championship. People, get over yourself. Karl Malone will never win a title, especially against the Pistons.

Sometime in night, Karl Malone look up in sky and say, "What in da hell goin' on up dere? Do U.F.O live on other planet, phonin' home like E.T.?"

by Q-Tip McVicker November 22, 2004

maylon

May·lon may-lunz
A informal and commonly used term for referring to a melon in the game of minecraft.

Lets go harvest the maylonz!
Did you eat my maylon?

by kookster October 23, 2012

Marlon

Marlon is a homosexual that likes men with big black cocks and can take any size inside him.

Marlon can you jack me off real good with them big lips fucking cutie.

by LoveVaby64 March 19, 2019

mailing lists

Lists of every email: sent, received, or spammed by you. Your mail is collected, categorized, analyzed (and probably flagged if you get stuff from the "urban dictionary") by the NSA.

I'll bet Edward Snowden is sharing my porn mailing lists with the Russians.

by Highku October 11, 2013

Luke Malone

Usually drives a BMW kind of a faggot with a extremely small penis and lactating nipples

Luke Malone Gives Men Great Head

by leave me malone October 10, 2018