Magic: The Gathering

The name of the world's current most effective form of birth control. Is also effective at preventing sexually transmitted diseases.

Provides protection to players are protected in three ways:
1.) 91.2% Effective that girls will no longer associate themselves with you.
2.) 94.3% Effective that you will be to involved in the game to have time for girls.
3.) 99.99% Effective that whatever girls do associate themselves with you and play the game, you will not want to have sex with.

Sex Ed Teacher: Alright boys, now I want you all sign and keep these Magic: The Gathering Cards in your wallet, as to be sure to prevent STDs.

by Trebor Thunder April 14, 2010

Magic Sponge

The quite ordinary sponge used by physiotherapists to treat injured soccer players on the pitch. After applying the damp sponge the player is miraculously healed. This leads many to speculate that the player was only feigning injury in order to gain advantage or a penalty. The sponge is merely a prop to give the impression that some treatment has taken place.
That effing Ronaldo was rolling around in agony as though his leg was broken in five places, then the physio rubs him with the magic sponge and he's fine! There's less diving at my local pool.

That effing Ronaldo was rolling around in agony as though his leg was broken in five places, then the physio rubs him with the magic sponge and he's fine! There's less diving at my local pool.

by Leif K March 31, 2007

magic mountain

This hardcore sex position is named for the mountainous shape your two bodies will create, as well as the mountainous orgasm both of you are likely to achieve. To form this union, the man should sit down with his legs bent and apart, while he rests his upper body weight on his arms, extended behind him on the bed or floor. The lady should position her body in the same way in front of the man and crawl forward. Her legs should not be spread as wide apart and she should position her legs over his, so her feet sit past his back. Once they align their groins, the man can slide into his lady and have ideal access to her clitoris while he penetrates.

Man you should have heard her
Haha, she just can't handle the magic mountain

by frikkinfunkyfever May 10, 2011

magic wizard

when you give a girl anal and feel your about to blow your load hold on a little longer, pull it out and spit on her back then when she turns around she gets a facefall of jiz

im so pissed off with Max. last night, he gave me a magic wizard and had to clean spit off my back as well as jiz off my face

by rapmasterc December 15, 2006

magic flute

Male sex organ. (usually used in ref. to oral sex)

My girlfriend played my magic flute.

by Cephas January 14, 2005

Magic Bullet

The type of poop you take that doesnt require any wipe whatsoever. So clean that it literally just slides out of ones own anus nice and fast, and leaves behind no evidence. I diet in high fiber can be attributed to this.

Me: Remeber when you shoved that pen up my rectum the other day?
Friend: Yeah yo, there was no brown on that pen when I pulled it out.
Me: Well, I just did a Magic Bullet with my poop. Didn't even have to wipe.
Friend: So what you sayin is your rectum be clean enough for some pen action again?
Me: (Winks)

by TomSelleck42 May 30, 2011

magic wrist

term used for someone who cookes up crack

fuck a magic stick, jeezy got a magic wrist, David Copperfield on the stove all types of shit, stack it up like pringles all type of chips

by Brian Jasiak December 25, 2005