magic carrot

Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.
Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.
by biggie27080 June 08, 2016
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Magic Morning

Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.

Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.

The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.
Date: 4/21/10

Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.

Jeremy: I know man same.
by Mysterion420 February 16, 2011
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Magic Free

When you have a free period on your timetable at school that you didn't expect. Usually found out at the start of the lesson.

Eg. Teacher is ill, or has to go on a course.
Pupil 1: Miss isn't here she got run over.

Pupil 2: ...... MAGIC FREE!
by Tazzle November 03, 2009
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magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.
I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.
by scooter July 11, 2014
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magic flytrap

The magical word you use when you're out of swear words
"you bitch"
"You asshole"
"You whore"

"You slut"
"You dick-head"
"You magic flytrap"
by Ariaxia_TwT🤔 June 03, 2021
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The Magical Triangle

A form of lesbian threesome where one girls head is licking another's vagina and that girl is licking another girls vagina and THAT girl is licking the first girls vagina
Come on girls let's do a the magical triangle
by Unknown user 0089 December 20, 2018
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Fanfan magic

Where one person shaves there pubes cuts there victims eye lashes off then jizzes across victims face and sticks the pubes on to replace the missing eye lashes.
I will fanfan magic you if you don't obey to me
by Reggae shark October 31, 2014
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