A girl who is usually lactose intolerant yet still drinks large coffees from Dunkin Donuts and then complains about having to take a shit. Sometimes they’re Irish. They love to laugh at things that arent funny just to feel included. They love falling in love with boys who they know they will never have a chance with and then get upset when the guy starts dating somebody else. On occasion, they usually look like small dogs. Some of them participate in colorguard and love to brag about it even though there really isnt anything to brag about.
by overeateroversleeper February 13, 2019
by D Jeh April 12, 2020
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by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 04, 2022
A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.
Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”
Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”
Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”
by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022
A girl who will get smart with you fast. A girl that's pretty inside and out. A girl that's very smart. A girl that's heart gets broken hurts very fast. A girl who falls in love. Be glad you have maggie. If you date her cherish her and keep her forever. Your a lucky guy.
by Amber bennet January 23, 2018
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