Suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying go fuck urself

Person #1 says: "Ay u own me money you bitch!!!"
Person #2 responds: U AINT GETTING SHIT NIGGA, SUCK MY DICK

by Lxxnder April 14, 2023

She's on my dick

When a girl has something for and wants to have sexual intercourse with you.

"Daymn dude ya saw that girl in the bar last night? She's on my dick!"

by milfhunter70 August 17, 2022

Gristle on my dick

When gristle is applied to the genital area

Yo she put gristle on my dick

by Hdrizzle July 5, 2022

my dick is scary

its so small that its scary

heyyyyyy my dick is scary

by skibdi ohio May 4, 2024

my dick

it's big huge and girls like it a lot.

"I think she wants my dick bro"

by wrknjrk November 13, 2019

Sicked on my dick

When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.

Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019

Stepping on my dick

When someone hates on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stepping on my dick

by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024