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Incest Monkeys

Two or more people who are closely related, that have a large amount of sex all the time.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about Jim and Kate?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, they totally had sex."
Guy 1: "Incest Monkeys."
by R.J. Harris September 2, 2011
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monkey porridge

When a black guy blows a load in your mouth so thick you have to chew it.
"I'ma drop a batch of monkey porridge in this bitches mouth."
by DrNegroLsd May 23, 2016
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Swagger Monkey

A pet monkey that is blinged out, taught to walk with swagger, skateboards, plays basketball, and is owned by a player
person 1:Bro, did you see that fly ass swagger monkey!

Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz
by jrodisamazurful February 26, 2010
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hug monkey

A love-addicted oddball monkey who will enthusiastically hug you until you can no longer get any air.
I felt the hug monkey squeezing me with all of its might... and then I realized it was going to kill me!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020
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Banging the Monkey

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying
"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."
by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020
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monkey missle

to hang from the highest point possible at the end of sex and eject semen on to your partner while hanging like a monkey
dude last night wuz crazy this girl took me to her place and i wound up giving her a monkey missle
by anthony skriver November 17, 2007
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Hood Monkey

Someone who trys to act gangsta but can't get it right.
That guy thinks he's so gangster he's a hood monkey.
by Ilovecats23 March 7, 2015
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