Matthew Bellamy

guitarist / lead singer / pianist of the band Muse.. Also known as God.

I hope Matthew Bellamy will let me in when I die.

by Matti Ab0nis April 4, 2008

Matthew moment

When you have a brain fart but it's much more severe. The longest of which was called Brexit

"Damn Teresa may had a Matthew moment when she declared brexit."

by Pussay slaya 445 September 23, 2018

Ed Matthews

The biggest stud in the UK

Did you see Ed Matthews dropping some serious game on those milfybundalengers g

by @Grant_mcl1 January 17, 2022

Dirty Matthew

A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:

To: (Her)
From: God.

Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.

by MacJacMcCoy April 30, 2020

Matthew Borg

Chuck Norris' true name. Rumours say that if you were to know Chuck Norris' true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.

No one dares to call Chuck Norris by his true name, Matthew Borg.

by the_professor_ December 28, 2011

Clay Matthews

A linebacker for the Green Bay Packers. After only two seasons of professional playing, he has been selected to the Pro-Bowl twice. Wearing #52, Matthews is known for his ability to completely destroy opposing quarterbacks and consume their souls, a practice frequently referred to as a claymaker. Also very muscular and considered extremely attractive.

When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Clay Matthews.

by PTP1 January 20, 2011

Matthew Perrydox

When celebrities are referenced in one part of a fictional work, and then appear in another. Best known for Matthew Perry in the West Wing, who was referenced as a famous actor in one episode, and then guest starred as someone else in another.

The fact that Donna knew who Matthew Perry was, but didn't think Joe Quincy looked like him is a Matthew Perrydox.

by Donna Moss December 19, 2010