Coffee Mate

When you are making a man/woman a hot beverage (coffee) and realise there is no milk.

You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!

Jack: hey Katie, we had no milk so I gave you some coffee mate instead.

by Daggatron January 16, 2017

mate face

The facial expression a male gets when he sees an attractive member of the opposite sex and wants to communicate his thoughts with his mates without the use of words...mate face

mate......mate......no more words need to be said.mate face

by Bob MacLumphur June 14, 2009

Rite Mate

Dervied from a dirty little man named Glenda. The biggest camp male in the whole wide world. Pronounced in a really camp voice. An insultive word used to refer to homosexual men.

aYou walk past a rather odd looking sort of chap in the street and he walks past you and bobs up and down in a really gay way - suggesting anal penetration the night before, so the insitinctive reaction is to brand him a 'rite mate.'

by Dan Kelly July 6, 2004

Soul mate

Spencer Smith, ex member of popular band Panic! At the Disco, and his beautiful wife Linda Smith

Person 1- Linda and Spencer are perfect for each other!
Person 2- Theyre soulmates duh, they INVENTED soul mates

by Iloveryanross August 2, 2018

paper mate

A person married to his or her spouse for the sole purpose of becoming a legal resident

Roy hoped Mia would accept his wedding proposal and be his paper mate.

by Wildthing June 28, 2013

spouse-mate

a term to refer to the girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse of your house-mate, meaning you sort of live with them, and are sort of mates with them, but that your original reason for knowing them was them dating your house-mate.

A: so how d'you know kate?
B: uhhh, like 2 years ago when i was living with jake in london, she was my spouse-mate.

by maisieeeeeee November 8, 2009

Mate Date

Something you would normally do with a girl but instead you do it high with your guy friends as no females are available.

(Being in the high state makes it not gay)

Hey bro she doesn't want to go to the movies shall we make it a mate date?

by GenisisII May 11, 2011