When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
Get the MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZINmug. Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020
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An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020
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by random_boiz October 26, 2020
Get the Get a Trump Lung mug for your barber Bob.mug. An outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. Preferable to the "squat"
P1: Whoa did you see that?!
P2: What?
P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!
P2: Oh no! Boulders!
P2: What?
P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!
P2: Oh no! Boulders!
by campinchampion May 15, 2011
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by Frostmeister November 18, 2021
Get the Levine Lungemug. The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.
girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?
girl: no you dick... cheese!!!
boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!
boy: a cock?
girl: no you dick... cheese!!!
boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!
by jigsaw42 July 20, 2012
Get the Cheese lungmug. When a man’s genitals are fully inserted into an esophagus and ejaculation occurs into the respiratory system.
by Gnatnoop February 15, 2025
Get the California lung buttermug. The viscous, yellow-green fluid coughed up after playing a reeded instrument for a prolonged period of time. Such as a clarinet or the bagpipes
Man 1: i played my pipes for three hours yesterday and had to cough up about four pounds of lung butter.
Man 2: dude that's gross why don't you just quit the band?
Man 1: because highlanders is life.
Man 2: dude that's gross why don't you just quit the band?
Man 1: because highlanders is life.
by Therealrothman November 24, 2016
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