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MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020

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Whistleblower's lung

Whistleblower's lung is a Medical Condition that occurs to whistleblowers who report on large corporations and governmental malpractice, war-crimes and corruption.

Whistleblower's lung occurs suddenly into otherwise healthy people a few days of leaking information that exposes a institution or organisation in a negative way.

Whistleblower's lung can be characterized by the following:
Rapid onset deterioration of lung tissue, Rapid and sudden changes in weight. Sudden, unexplained suicide in mentally well, happy and motivated whistleblowers.
First coined by Moist Critical.
"Did you hear about what happened to Joshua Dean? He caught Whistleblower's lung"
"Boeing is fucking evil"
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Lunge cancer

Lunge cancer is the incapability to properly use linked swords and simply blaming the owner for having "trash swords" due to having no skill. Cry about it
Mykindagame has lunge cancer, he can't even kill Sinister with a simple linked sword.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release
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Lung Pirate

Oi, sling us a Lung Pirate would ya?
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gaila lung

some random shit in vortigaunt language no one understands: there’s also Gaila Lung Gung
Gordon: hits vortigaunt
vortigaunt: gaila lung
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