Sunday Love You 

Sunday Love You: (n.) When the host of a one night stand, typically a man, drops an 'I Love You' in order to hurry a partner out of his dorm room/apartment so that he can get to all the work he's been putting off for Sunday. Generally effective 95% of the time but has been known to miserably backfire. Never to be used on a suspected clinger.

"Dude that chick from the bar was hot, like smash again in the morning when sober and there's light out hot."

"I wish man but I hadn't even started on my Case Study, I had to drop a Sunday Love You."

"Oh sucks, did it work?"

"Yeah she got dressed faster than Jerry Sudansky caught naked at a playground but it was pointless, I spent all Sunday procrasturbating anyway."

Sunday Love You by Lil Ads December 5, 2011

i love you

When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.

Some idiot: I love you
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.

i love you by You don't need to know my name. March 13, 2005

I love you too 

I fucking hate you. You piece of shit. A blatant lie told to someone who desperately wants you not to hate them but refuses to do anything.

There's nothing I can do.

No you just don't want to come out say it because you don't want me to hate you.

But I love you.

I love you too

I love you too by Hym Iam January 12, 2022

i love you timmy 

timmy is the type of guy that is the bestest bf of all time and if you dont know him youre a loser. <3

Person 1:Hey are you dating an i love you timmy?

Person 2: No Tommy!
Person 1: Ohh , well then youre a loser so i gotta go...

i love you timmy by australia94 July 4, 2011

i love you with all my everything 

what it means??? I love you with all my everything.

I love you with all my everything.

i love you with all my everything by Sageey November 15, 2017

i love you

a way to get into a girls pants.

man: i love you
woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!!!!! LETS MAKE A BABY!!!
man: heh heh heh, works every time

i love you by pimp daddy dollars January 28, 2005

babe, i love you

what you say to your girlfriend when she's pissed at you to get her to stop blubbering and suck dick already.

"you know i hate when you're angry at me... babe, i love you... yeah, that's it...."

babe, i love you by whatthefickityfuck November 30, 2011