logan

- cranium larger then schlong
(never mind apparently?)
- recently discovered hygiene

- most definitely has a secret scrotum piercing
- smells nice

the other day i was watching rectal seggs and one of the stars was such a logan.

by 69’ING IS MY FAVORITE HOBBY April 1, 2023

kyle logan watkins

The perfect boyfriend.

Kyle Logan Watkins is beyond perfect.❤️

by Lashae04 September 27, 2017

The Logan Effect

The Logan effect is a common acuring phenomenon where a kid can not hear him/herself over the sound of their $100 earphones. Therefore, the sound they create is unheard by them but clearly heard by other people, causing people to become annoyed and frusterated. Despite multiple attempts to tell the person to, “shut the fuck up” the invidual will still maintain a loud voice. But, those suffering become annoyed when other people raise their voice beyond what their earphones block out.

Guy 1 - Omg Terry Shut the FUCK up and stop screaming!

Guy 2 - WHAT WAS THAT!?! I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY GAME OF OSU

Guy 1 - Omg he has the Logan Effect

by Fraser18 June 16, 2018

Denise Lohman

The best person you could ever ask for. She may have some ups and downs but she always will put a smile on her face to act happy. If she really trusts you, you will know. She has a love that is irreplaceable.

Have you seen that girl?
Yeah, she was hanging out with Denise Lohman!

by Young_Dagger_Dick November 19, 2019

Café Logan

Covid free zone

Covid does not exist in Café Logan!!!

by Gnome Empire March 1, 2022

Pullin a Logan

Telling someone u have had sex when it isn't true.

JAck said he lost his virginity last night!!!

don't listen to him he's probably pullin a logan

by lll3galHerb July 31, 2011

Stretched-Out Logan

If you take Logan and pull his legs, arms, and head to the point of maximum stretchiness.

Shiggy: YOOO! Is that stretched-out Logan in the Hall?
Radec: Yeah! He looks just like regular-sized Logan, just stretched out!

by Jcalks5 May 1, 2019