by Blue Knight April 22, 2003
Get the Lifters mug.A catch-all diagnosis gym rats use to describe their injuries. Liftitis includes anything from tendonitis, to torn muscles, to broken bones.
Joe: Hey, I'm hitting up the gym tonight around seven, you coming?
Brian: I would, man, but I got liftitis bad in my shoulder. Gonna have to chill for a couple weeks.
Joe: Why don't you go to a doctor, man?
Brian: Why waste the money? All he's gonna tell me to do is ice it and stop lifting. Everyone knows that's how you treat liftitis.
Brian: I would, man, but I got liftitis bad in my shoulder. Gonna have to chill for a couple weeks.
Joe: Why don't you go to a doctor, man?
Brian: Why waste the money? All he's gonna tell me to do is ice it and stop lifting. Everyone knows that's how you treat liftitis.
by Laezu May 28, 2010
Get the Liftitis mug.While we smoked those last joints we had, we envisioned the Lifted MOB taking over the fashion world.
by amir_lifted March 3, 2012
Get the Lifted MOB mug.Bro , are you leaving those weights like that?
- Oh sorry, didn't meant to leave liftovers behind me.
- Oh sorry, didn't meant to leave liftovers behind me.
by kad1ja December 6, 2015
Get the liftovers mug.A medieval musician who can generate enough lift through the power of song to allow themselves to levitate off the ground.
by OracleesNutz June 16, 2017
Get the Liftbard mug.(V.) The act of shoving a long wooden rod such as a broom handle in a person’s asshole and twisting the rod up and twisting the rod up and down re-enacting crushing corn with a mortar and pestle.
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
Get the Lifted Corn Crusher mug."I never miss a leg day, even for god! I actually practice liftianity, worship of muscles. The messiah is Arnold, he lifted for our sins."
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