post a letter

1. to have sex
2. to fornicate

bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney

Man: Hi there!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!

by VonKillian June 6, 2013

uncle lester

scrotal sack with sparse, fuzzy hair on it.

Damn that uncle lester needs to be shaved!

by 4666 June 7, 2009

Inspector Mo Lester

Another term for a child molester discovered in a position of authority.

Did you see on the news that Inspector Mo Lester got another one?

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

leeterati

1: the leet class
2: persons interested in being leet

derived from 'literati'

We need joke that the leeterati would get.

by kordos February 19, 2003

excessive lettering

In instant messaging, when a person uses excessive lettering in a word/phrase where the word uses more than the normal amount of letters the word requires(usually showing affection). ex. heyyyyyy theeeerrrre!!!!

ex. of excessive lettering:
girly123:ooooomggggggggg. he's sooooo hotttt.
girlier123:OMGGGG! III KNOOOOOOOOWW. Prrrrestonnn is soo efffffffin smookinn!!!

by bdawghunt March 14, 2008

david letterman

1. Long time host of the late show.

2. The coolest person to ever come from Indiana.

I make a point to watch David Letterman's show every night.

David Letterman has the coolest gap in his teeth ever.

by theplainjane April 29, 2005

Letterman

a comedy god, see word}living legendword

by DancinDanLewis October 31, 2003