leazer

monster: described as a fat albino sack of shit, who is self sentered and is going to eat your babies. Some day IT will come to your house at exactly 4:37 and rape you up the ass with her little chode.

P.S.- what ever you dont piss this bitch off

dude..shes such a leazer

by joe schmore January 11, 2009

Letterman apology

the passive-agressive act of dramatically apologizing not only for an action which one has committed, but also for things which one has previously committed, has not committed, and would not likely commit, all in an effort to reduce one's culpability for the central action in question. This is similar to a strategy employed by jewish grandmothers, where one apologizes for all things that have ever happened, whether good or bad.

Example of a "Letterman apology":

Dave: ... so my apologies to subjecting them to that vulnerability and being brow-beaten and humiliated, it never occured to me, and as a matter of fact Alan Coulter kept wanting to know if we'd had sex, do you remember that Alan?

Alan: I did and I don't remember.

Dave: So I'll just say I'm terribly sorry ... And now, also because what can it hurt, once again I'd like to apologize to the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin...

by ssppuunn November 4, 2009

LETTER T

Letter T is a biological term for sadness in French. It also eats cheese

Letter T is a sexy Letter. Hey T.

SUP
So um chess group is this Saturday u coming.

Sure

Omg so cool

Hey T u wanna have sex?

Yup.

by JamesLeather June 15, 2018

moon letter girl

A code phrase for sex. This is derived from the emoticon codes in MSN Messenger, which to get a row of emoticons for a moon, an envelope (or, letter) and a woman/girl you type the code (S), (e) and (x). Sometimes moon letter girl is further disguised as the acronym 'MLG'.

Darcy: What do you wanna do tonight?
Tom: I dunno... Moon letter girl comes to mind.
Darcy: My house at eight?

by JT2D December 9, 2008

plane letter fake

A plane letter is a letter to that is given to a close friend to read on the plane ride to entertain them, this is not a real thing, two high school girls from Monsey NY made it up

Man gives woman a plane letter, she realizes its plane letter fake and he is trying yo get in her pants

by The truth man86 February 3, 2010

take a letter

When faced with a daunting task, you decide to pass on doing it. From the childhood game of H-O-R-S-E. A game using a basketball and hoop between 2 or more players. The object of the game is not to spell the word, Horse. If you miss a shot, you have to take a letter and the loser is the one that spells the word horse first.

"Dude, I'm so hungover I'm going to have to take a letter on playing in that football game."

by toniwithaneye October 9, 2006

pc load letter

pc load letter: 1. to destroy or dismantle, usu. violently, a printer or copier of any type, generally in response to repeated errors that cannot be explained. 2. to beat up, verbally or physically, poss. as a result of repeated failures or errors in judgement.

1. Bill: This printer keeps giving me that "PAPER JAM" error. I've pulled the ink, opened it up and checked all the blue and green levers. What gives?
Bob: No sweat. If that mothertrucker doesn't fix itself in the next 5 minutes, I know a guy at the loading ramps out back that will go totally pc load letter on it, no questions asked, and then we can requisition a new one from supply.
Bill: Right Bob, that'll work. It'll only take about 10 months for them to get us a new one. Good idea. You fucking cheesedick. I always hated you.

2. Sally: Hey Vince, what happened to your eye? Looks like you've been fighting with dolphins over at Sea World. That, or did your new girlfriend not appreciate the true meaning of your new tatoo?
Vince: Ah, shut the hell up, Sally. She digs the tat. Everybody likes Iron Crosses. Their classic understated elegance can't be denied. No, Bill and Bob got into a scuffle yesterday over some bullshit with the HP printer, a guy from supply tried to help, and they both jumped him. When I tried to break it up, they executed a joint pc load letter on my face, then took me to the men's room and showed me things no man should ever be shown. Let us never speak of this again.
Sally: You know, Vince, when you started working here at the airport, I figured I'd give you the benefit of the doubt, despite your obvious lack of fashion sense. And yet you persist in telling me these lies. Bill and Bob would never attack anyone from supply. The entire department is run by a Filipino Mafia. You attack one, and they come out of the woodwork when you're alone, and show you what Manila is really all about. Now, go get your shinebox, my boots need polishing.

by Captain Oats, the horse March 15, 2005