Mexican lettuce

Putting potato chips on a sandwich.

Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?

by anonymous August 4, 2021

Wild lettuce

A bad case of genital warts

Yo brotha, stay away from tommi, she has a bad case of wild lettuce!

by Everybodysbud July 22, 2017

Lettuce

A woman's breasts, typically used when referring to a small or flat chest.

See also Ranch

"I wish I had tits like Becky but instead I've just got lettuce"

by Charkuma August 29, 2018

Flaccid Lettuce

The soggy disappointment that lettuce becomes after being microwaved

Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.

by Rucks May 12, 2025

Devil’s lettuce

A recreational drug. Helps make life seem more relaxed.

Old man: Fucking hell, what’s that smell?
Old woman: Oh, the hippies next door are on the devil’s lettuce again!
Old man: Lucky bastards!

by raj13 January 11, 2023

Lettuce bowl

A ball cap that sits backwards on top of the sickest flow at a 30 degree angle

“Man check that lettuce bowl”
“Bro, that flow turns heads”

by Bennybimmer November 21, 2021

A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021