lego kisser

someone who has had plastic surgery and makes out with people.

Kim Kardashian is such a fucking lego kisser.

by pibbb_ January 1, 2022

Lego Star Wars 2

One of the crappiest, glitchiest, most horrible games ever made. Especially the DS port. It's time to break out the champagne and celebrate if you can actually get this horrible piece of crap game to function and not glitch out for two seconds.

Dude 1: Dude! I totally got Lego Star Wars 2!

Dude 2: For the DS?

Dude 1: Yep!

Dude 2: *epic facepalm*

by r1swimmer March 24, 2011

Lego

Stepped on = death.
Hurts like hell. Don't believe me? Try it.

If you've never stepped on lego, your lucky.

by Dill.Pickle March 19, 2018

Lego Fortnite

The best game ever created, nothing can top the astounding power and tranquility of Lego fortnite, anyone who doesn't like it is retarded, it contains enemies that one shot you, it has hunger and temperature mechanics which kill you very fast, it also contains screaming autistic fucktards named Jay that won't shut the fuck up about how "bad" it is, I think it's the user. You can also build shit that doesn't work and fight giant lizard people that wombo-combo the fuck outta you and two shot you. If you aren't anything like Jay then you'll have fun.

Giga Chad that plays Lego fortnite: you know where you CAN have fun? Lego Fortnite

by Jay The 14BigTreeMan December 16, 2023

LEGO blocks

Tiny bricks that induce extreme amounts of pain when stepped on. When dumped on the ground in large quantities, they essentially create a barrier to bare feet.

"why are you crying, stepsis?"
"I stepped on LEGO blocks"

by youhavesucsessfullyturnedmeon July 9, 2023

Drunk Lego's

Cursed Lego figures.

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.

by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019

Lego

A deadly weapon for the foot to handle

Tim-steps on Lego

Tim-😩

by Da goat 69 December 11, 2022