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Lanesker

A Lanesker is a common kitchen towel, usually used to clean dishes or table tops, but in the case of a Lanesker, it has been used to wipe one rear after defecating.
Yo cracka, some bitch ass wiped his left overs all over my towel, now its just a lanesker!
by Ester E. Rockwell III July 15, 2004
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Lane Hanger

n. A driver that stays in the passing lane without moving over to let faster cars pass by. This driver is married to the cruise control and forces other cars to pass him/her on the inside or outside lane (depending on what part of the world you are from).
Traffic was moving slowly because a lane hanger.
by Captain America Lives October 9, 2007
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lane possessive

you're driving to work or heading somewhere, it's not a leisure type of drive, you actually need to get somewhere. then someone cuts in on your fast lane and slows you down. you get upset because you're lane possessive.
by s.pan December 5, 2011
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Lasner

Light Amplification by Stimulated Nocturnal Emission Radiation. This phenomenon occurs when a dude has a wet dream so intense that a laser beam shoots out of his penis.
"Dude, bro....last night I had a LASNER. It shot straight through my tightey whiteys up into the ceiling. The upstairs neighbors called the cops and now I gotta pay for the damages. Shit's fucked cuz I was dreaming about YOUR MOM! You owe me a beer!"
by Chip N Crisp January 12, 2013
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Lannette

Lannette is a good gf she will be by your side at all time if you need her she teren for her bff
Wow Lannette is so fine
by Bañen May 24, 2017
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LaNeeka

Beautiful,Loyal,Smart,Anti-Social. Hates people but loves to laugh with them. She has a bright future ahead of her And is And independent women
Kayla Said “ if you don’t want to be single get you a LaNeeka”
by Beck y November 18, 2018
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Lainey craft

A skinny loud ass bitch from roseville who is irri asf calls herself thick, cant keep her opinions to herself and is lowkey crazy, recently ended an 8 year crush on a q-tip and thinks she is married to a gay man.
Nigga 1:" damn that lainey craft bitch loud asf."
Nigga 2:"ikr , AYO BITCH SHUT TF UP"
by Slayyy queennn January 24, 2019
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