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MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
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Cheese lung

The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.
girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?

girl: no you dick... cheese!!!

boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!
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Iron lung

Person who can smoke a whole cigarette in one toke
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lung diluting

When you take in smoke then a regular breath and hold it till it’s completely diluted. When you blow it out it just looks like air.
I had to smoke inside so I was lung diluting it.

Johns mom walked in after he took a puff so he had to lung dilute it.
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muffler lungs

When you take humongous hits out of a bong, pipe, blunt, or joint and swallow it without choking or coughing !
Sam : *Takes a bong rip , milks it then swallows it*
Isaiah: Damn bro you got muffler lungs !!
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The Chippendale Lunge

The manner of movement, to witch a male dancer if positioned over a sitting subject, drops his head below the subjects eye line and rises between the legs of the subject.
The Chippendale Lunge is a male dance move that is sexual in nature.
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