loose donkey

when a member of the male gender is attempting masturbation with a full bladder, and he ends up pissing all over himself

dude 1: hey man whats that bigass yellow stain on your shirt??
dude 2: oh dude the other day i was whacking and i accidently pulled a loose donkey
dude 3: no way dude, thats grody

by Karl Hungus Jr March 13, 2013

Loose necropheliac

A loose necropheliac prefers to blow-dry and stretch with lube the labial majora of an inpatient at a morgue preferably after closing.

I couldn't invite Herman to the holiday party because everyone suspects he is a loose necropheliac.

by Wet toot November 27, 2017

Loose noodle

When someone’s personality is shifty.

Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight

by Dickmuncher96 June 20, 2018

loose legend

Someone chatting shit after a taxi ride. Usually quite intoxicated

I’m a loose legend

by Looselegend November 12, 2018

loose tooth.

A pain I'm having right now. In fact, my tooth fucking hurts so bad that it is like a million rams hitting you til you are knocked out but cows come out of nowhere and cum on you then rip your eyes out then bulls come out and gore you in the heart then eat you with their sharp teeth. Yea.. It is pretty bad.. So brush your teeth to avoid that shit.

Oh my god, I have a loose tooth.

by guy with a fucking tooth pain. December 14, 2018

Loose jaw syndrome

When you tell a bird a secret and they run and tell everybody

Girl: I told my man that my sister is an escort and he ran and told his boys. On god he has loose jaw syndrome.

by kmxo February 19, 2019

loose

the opposite of tight

me: that shit was lame as fuck
joey: yeah totally loose dude
me: what does that mean?
joey: its like, the opposite of tight
me: oooohhhhh I totally getchu

by skatepimp69 July 2, 2019