lap lobster 

Another name for pubic lice or crabs.

That stupid bitch give me a nasty case of lap lobsters!!

lap lobster by Foot Clayson September 8, 2005

Squat Lobster 

A scatalogical sex move wherein one partner assumes the lobster position by squatting over another's open mouth, makes claw-motions with their hands, and defecates into their partner's mouth. It is usually courteous to return the favor.

An alternate but rarely used form known as the Squat Rock Lobster exists, where the lobster-partner sticks small rocks (pebble-sized) up their anus beforehand to pelt their partner with as they shit. This satisfies both scat fetishes as well as pain/torture fetishes, and as a double bonus goes great with the B-52s' single Rock Lobster.

Mark: So, did you hook up with Jessica last night?
Kevin: Yeah man. I gave her the ol' Squat Lobster as a finisher.
Mark: Didn't...you go out for Mexican last night?
Kevin: That may be why she hasn't called back.

Squat Lobster by tensuke February 23, 2013

Earning The Lobster 

Working extra hard in order to spoil another.

Bruce worked late at the office earning the lobster for Nina.

Earning The Lobster by Checkmater February 19, 2010

Bitch, I bought you lobster!

Men say this when their wives/significant others complain about this or that. A way of telling a woman that she doesn't appreciate all the things her partner does.

Susan: "Jesus, Jeremie! How hard is it to do the dishes every now and then?"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"

Bitch, I bought you lobster! by wtfdudewhoa February 11, 2010

Rock Lobster 

great/stupid/funny ass song by the b-52's, redone by Peter Griffin on Family Guy

"...but it wasnt a rock, it was a rock lobstaaa(guitar plays)rock lobsta (guitar plays) ROCK LOBSTA!!!" peter griffin version of Rock Lobster

Rock Lobster by Garita September 20, 2005

Ass lobster 

An unknown object that protrudes from the rectum of female law blog editors, often resembling a lobster's claw.

"Damn, if Kash is so hot, why does she have an ass lobster?"

Ass lobster by Elie SotomayOR June 29, 2009

The Lobster 

I refreshing alcoholic beverage first created by Meat Axe at the Normanby Hotel in Brisbane, Australia.
The Lobster consists of
1 half shot Amaretto
a quater shot Chamboard
a quater shot Cointreau
a squirt of lime
shaken over ice and topped with lift.

Ofter referred to as "The Lobster"

Girl 1: (to bartender) I'll take a lobster please
Girl 2: (to girl 1) did you ask for The Lobster, everyone is drinking those!

The Lobster by Meat Axe March 6, 2011