Skip to main content

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
mugGet the French Lightning Swordmug.

Leyton lightning

1: Insurance fraud committed by means of arson. Refers to a fire touched off by a putative lightning strike within the precincts of Leyton, a neighbourhood of east London with a reputation as a centre of urban deprivation. Perhaps coined by Linda Smith, English stand up comedienne.

2: Italian business insurance.
Egon Ronay: “Nobody ever went to that fine Italian restaurant on the high street because it was next door to a funeral home. I hear that last week the place burned down.”

Linda Smith: “Must have been a case of Leyton lightning.”
by 2x Talk August 25, 2010
mugGet the Leyton lightningmug.

Lightning bug

A term in midwestern slang meaning fireflies
The lightning bugs are sure bright today!
by Kindleyourloveagain March 8, 2022
mugGet the Lightning bugmug.

Lightning Rod

When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.

This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.
When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off
by TSJM October 28, 2021
mugGet the Lightning Rodmug.

Lightning Bug Style

When you're hitting it from behind, and you've got glow-in-the-dark paint smeared all over your asses. Ultimately, you could send a neighbor a message via Morse code with the rhythm of your ass glow.
Last weekend my girl and I got crazy all Lightning Bug Style, yo. By the time we were finished, the dining room table looked like a giant highlighter exploded on it.
by EasyNCheesy June 27, 2025
mugGet the Lightning Bug Stylemug.

golden lightning shower

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.
After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!
by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018
mugGet the golden lightning showermug.

Lightning McQueen

🟥🟥⬜⬜🟥🟥🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟥🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟦🟥⬜🟦⬜🟦⬜🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟥🟨🟨🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬜
⬛🟥🟨⬛⬛🟥🟥🟨🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟨
⬛🟥🟥⬛⬜⬛🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥
⬛⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛🟥🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜🟥⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛⬛
Lightning McQueen: Float like a Cadillac, sting like a bimmer
by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024
mugGet the Lightning McQueenmug.

Share this definition