Lars

has a micro pp

person 1: Lars his dick is smaller than air
person 2: Fortnite battlepass
person 1: get help

by ihaveaidsstage7 April 5, 2022

Richard Larson

Original birth name given to the Greek god Eros.

Richard Larson: God of love. Gets hard if the wind blows. Not enough room on the fold-out page of Playgirl for full display. Has more dragging than hanging.

by Eroticus February 3, 2010

Larson

To take a large stew in someone else's house.

I just took a huge larson.

by Dan i did ur mom April 6, 2008

Larsymous

BIG, GIANT, and MESSY

"Holy shit, that guy's cock in that porno was fucking larsymous!"

"Hey dude, you gotta see this larsymous shit I just took!!"

"Did you see that 2 girls 1 cup thing? That shit is larsymous!"

"WTF, that gap in Condalisa Rice's two front teeth is fucking larsymous!"

"Dude, there's a point where tits get too larsymous, even for me."

by Maniac93 October 31, 2009

Larson

A unit of measurement used for every eight inches.

"Johnny, how long is a yard?"
"Four and a half Larsons, Ms. Adams."

by Dano1122 July 8, 2016

Liason

noun. Coordinating different parts to maintain a mutual cooperation.

I am a room liason for the event, making sure everything is going as planned.

by E-Dezil February 11, 2009

liar

any democrat

Bill Clinton
Al Gore
Michael Moore

filthy fucking bastards

by proud 2 b an ex-democrat August 18, 2004