Larsymous

"Holy shit, that guy's cock in that porno was fucking larsymous!"

"Hey dude, you gotta see this larsymous shit I just took!!"

"Did you see that 2 girls 1 cup thing? That shit is larsymous!"

"WTF, that gap in Condalisa Rice's two front teeth is fucking larsymous!"

"Dude, there's a point where tits get too larsymous, even for me."

Larsymous by Maniac93 October 31, 2009

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Larmouse

A false and ficticious name for the always classic mullet. This term was created one evening between two college room-mates /soul-mates if you prefer, over a bottle of Boones Farm and during commerical breaks for the television show "Small Wonder." Larmouse was a term created to brainwash unsuspecting farm boys who simply don't know any better than to trust the big butt and a smile.

Hey Tiki, bet you a bottle of Boones Farm I can "Larmouse" that farm boy tonight!

Larmouse by The Farm Hand May 15, 2010

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Larsymous • Larmouse • hi-larryous

hi-larryous

Something that is so funny (or, hilarious) that the observer is wholly incapable of laughter or response in any form.

"That movie was so hi-larryous that Reginold could not even crack a smile."

hi-larryous by Kyle B January 29, 2005

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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