cat legs

The condition of not being able to move due to sleeping cat.

Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.

by MayContainYuri November 5, 2018

hammer legs

A sudden, painful cramp, often in the legs.

I got a bad case of hammer legs!

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

Patrick's leg

An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.

Why don't you shove your Patrick's Leg in me?

by Wimetime December 14, 2016

gray leggings

guys code for when a girl wants a guy to stare at her ass. When girls wear grey leggings, dudes go nuts (literally).

dude: "woah, victoria is wearin those gray leggings!"
another dude: *bones* "wow, that ass is fine"

by idontgetnosleepcauseofyall December 26, 2017

the third leg

The dick between your legs

The third leg is really long

by Bory_cory October 24, 2017

Bonus Leg

Slang term for a penis comparable to a small extra leg.

1."It is difficult for me to wear tight jeans with this bonus leg."
2."OUCH! Right in the bonus leg! That frisbee was really movin', too!"
3. "I could see that the nurse got a little short of breath and tried to hide it when she saw my bonus leg."
4. "so did the doctor.
5. i was considering trying to legally name my bonus leg "THE WOMB RAIDER"

by UNCLEJIMMY1976 September 11, 2010

No more legs

When you fight someone and they lose their legs.

OI SHUT UP FAM I'LL BEAT YOU UP AND NO MORE LEGS

by Hatingithere October 13, 2020